After getting a taste of American mess in a London hotel room last year, I couldn't say no to visiting gguy254 in the states for the full experience. He got me in American football gear and quized me on the sport. Turns out I don't know much about it so pies, marshmallow fluff, caramel sauce, syrup, and American style slime get thrown at me until I'm sat in my gear wanking in a pool of slop.